前天收到一個讓人噴飯的短訊,如下:
有一天魔王把公主抓走,公主一直叫…
魔王:妳儘管叫破喉嚨吧!沒有人會來救妳的!
公主:破喉嚨~破喉嚨~
沒有人:公主~我來救妳了!
魔王:說曹操曹操就到!
曹操:魔王!你叫我幹嘛?
魔王:哇勒!看到鬼!
鬼:靠!被發現了!
靠:胡說!誰發現我了?
誰:關我屁事?
魔王:oh~my GOD!
上帝:誰叫我?
誰:沒有人叫你啊!
沒有人:我哪有?
從此…魔王精神分裂…
很冷
小心感冒…
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